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FREE Technical Education

The main features of the various Minors' technical layout are outlined free of charge. Handy hints on avoiding the most common mechanical failures.

FREE Literary Style Guide Features of the style of Chaucer, Bacon, Shakespeare, Tennyson and Catherine Cookson, painlessly absorbed with more MINOR FOCUSSED and relevant material at no extra cost. Free legal, public relations and financial jargon will assist career moves for "wannabe" charlatans in various fields.

FREE Latin Tags Appropriate to Minor difficulties - Bluff your way in the classic language.

FREE Legal Caveat The Editor makes no claims as to the authenticity of facts contained in these tales, which are the opinions and experiences of the various Minors concerned alone.Particularly disclaimed is the subject of the tale "What Women Most Desire", which does not purport to be a definitive statement of the situation, for information on which subject the reader is directed to works in the British Library from Zoroaster to Archer.

 

CONTENTS 

The Phantom Minor Tale

Told in the Minor heroic tradition, of an ice Morris in Hamish MacMinor's Highland whisky country, linking a midwinter birth with a midwinter death. With free hints on Minor maintenance.

Manners Maketh Minor 

Million Minor's Moral tale. The smooth person's path to "success". How to cope with fraudulent conversion and maintain a caviare lifestyle. With interjections by working class Minor to maintain nostalgic class warfare memories.

Cote d'Azur Days

Theophilus Thousand in France. The importance of breakdown etiquette. How to avoid obsequious waiters and high-priced hookers. How to meet "nice" people and avoid the hose-pox.

What Women Most Desire

Mauricette's Reply. King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table? How dull! The Queen and the Knights? Much more fun! Discover what women most desire. Original tale told by a fourteenth century seductress, now modernised for the new millennium by a French feminist Minor.

Randy Rigor Rocks the Boat

Woody Estate's Tale. How a prison riot, a Minor and a couple of cuddly Rottweilers taught the Finance Director to love boy bands and so foiled the dastardly Hassleton, the Involuntary Departure Facilitator. Free financial and legal jargon included.

One Minor - Two Marriages

Altahead's Account of Amorous Confusion. A love story of the Korean war. How two faithful misses in the mess found their men with a Minor's aid.

Never Mess with a Minor

A side valve's revenge. SEC 1's Tale. Traditional tale of a ghost and revenge, brought up to date with injection and inhalation of noxious substances. Includes shafting, and tuning for speed, as a means of reviving tired power plants.

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